The All American Sweater is an ode to the late-2000s dreamboats that flooded the television screens of my youth. He’s the kind of guy you pretend to be bad at math for. With its All-American inspiration, this striped number is more classic than the varsity numbers on his jacket. In an ideal world, this is how the boyfriend of all the girls who read Twilight would dress. Then, at the end of the movie, he gives you his sweater! This sweater.